The reverse Rapture happened! Instead of people disappearing there’s now new ones… and this one has my name!

Today I was alerted to the fact that I’m not the only “Zach Bussey” in the world nor on Twitter. Now granted this other Zach Bussey is no where near as interesting as me with tweets like;

Who the hell gets that excited about a pizza?! I hate Zach Bussey, I mean me… or him. GAGHRHGAGARGFFGRRRRR!

The above is his second tweet ever. Who exactly should be eating the shit? The exams? The profs maybe? He should #eatshit!

You know, people deal with this all the time I’m sure. A lot of people have common names that  they share with other people… but let’s analyze my name for a second? Zach… first off  it’s with an H. If anything a Zack Bussey would be fine with me! But with an H?! Ugh. Then ignoring that, BUSSEY. No one has this name. There’s like 60 of them in the World!

See I’m concerned that when I’m rich and famous this guy is going to be bottom feeding on my good name! What are the rules on promoting namicide?

The ultimate name stealer experience is Howard Stern… remember all the controversy with Howard K. Stern and how he was accused of killing Anna Nicole Smith?  I don’t have time to deal with you killing Anna Nicole Smith Zach Bussey (1). So don’t do it!

Though, I bet this guy can’t fly in the States… pretty sure some of my tweets have put me on the No Fly List. Haha. Sorry dude. You’re on your own with that one. Change your name!

I can hope he drives right into the Ocean right?

Ever have any problems with someone who had the same name as you? If so, what happened and how do you deal with it?