Oprah, you’re a real bitch if you don’t give this guy a show.

In 3 minutes, this guy (who I’m proud to share my name with), is more funny, more interesting and more awesome than anything on TV. I’d like to keep him be the next Jack Bauer! Or House! Anything.

And I agree… Cerebral Palsy is the sexiest Palsy there is.

Zach’s oprah deal from Zach Anner on Vimeo.