Fat Kid Sings Lady Gaga

This is pretty much the best thing ever videoed… Interestingly it’s also one of the worst things ever videoed.

Let’s talk the good first… this kid knows the song and memorized the lyrics. He’s also interesting to watch as he puts on a show. It’s hilarious

The bad? Well, the kid is obese. Hey kid, eat that fucking banana, don’t sing into it! Why am I not surprised the banana is so ripe it’s likely to be thrown out. Now we don’t see the parents in this video but I am willing to bet cash they are equally ‘Venti’ (See Starbucks). Also, I have to question the parents in general… buy your kid some pajamas that fit! Jesus Mickey looks he got stung by 1000 bees! Must have been getting into Winnie’s honey.

The ugly? It’s Lady Gaga. When I was 8? I was singing Under The Sea! Why aren’t kids kids anymore? This is why you have assholes on the bus who won’t move their bag/leg (blog post for later in the week).

Anyway… here it is..

I’m actually a little surprised the kid didn’t have a heart attack doing this. Damnit parents, get your kids off the computer and get them to the fucking park. When KIDS look like this, it’s something YOU are doing wrong.