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31 May 2010

World Cup Preview: Group D

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Group of Hurt is what I’m calling this one. We all know the real Group of Death, but this one isn’t much less competitive! Germany is obviously the favourite in the group, but the #2 isn’t as clearly defined. Each other country has their strengths that ultimately could put them into that second spot.

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Germany (GER)
Ranked 6th
Odds of winning the World Cup 12-1 (via bwin)
Nickname: Die Mannschaft (The Team)

Oh how I love Bastian Schweinsteiger blonde hair… it makes me smile. Germany is the clear favourite in the group, though without their usual Captain Michael Ballack (injured) it will come to some younger players to step up (and this is a young team – 13 players under 24). Fortunately for Germany, they are not short in talent. In fact, the coach of Die Mannschaft has yet to cut down to his final roster to 23, and has admitted it’s a difficult process. Germany play aggressive and are always pushing. They went undefeated in qualifying. Expect some pretty header goals! I worry a little about their keepers though.

Key Players: DF Philipp Lahm, MF Bastian Schweinsteiger, FW Miroslav Klose, FW Lukas Podolski, FW Cacau

Australia (AUS)
Ranked 20th
Odds of winning the World Cup 151-1 (via bwin)
Nickname: Socceroos

Australia in 2006 barely lost to the Italians in the second round so they’ll want to build on that success. The Australians dominate (from what I understand) in Rugby, and a lot of those skills translate well to soccer so you can never count out the Socceroos. They have a Dutch coach who’s proven that he can lead this squad having successfully cleared Japan in the qualifiers with ease. As I said this is the group of hurt, so expect for that second spot to be a dogfight with Australia right there.

Key Players: GK Mark Schwarzer, DF Scott Chipperfield, DF David Carney, MF Brett Emerton, MF Marco Bresciano, MF Tim Cahill, FW Harry Kewell

Serbia (SRB)
Ranked 15th
Odds of winning the World Cup 67-1 (via bwin)
Nickname: Beli Orlovi (White Eagles)

The Serbs are the darkhorse of this tournament. I think it’s possible they could surprise a lot of people and maybe be the creator of a couple upsets. They destroyed Romania in the qualifiers 5-0. The 0 is an important number because Serbian defense is pretty good, lead by Manchester United’s Vidic and Chelsea’s Ivanovic, so don’t expect any cheap goals scored on them. They also have some nice talent offensively that should strike some worry into opposing keepers. Keep your eye on the Serbs!

Key Players: DK Vladimir Stojković, DF Nemanja Vidić, DF Branislav Ivanović, MF Dejan Stanković, MF Milan Jovanović, FW Nikola Žigić, FW Danko Lazović

Ghana (GHA)
Ranked 32nd
Odds of winning the World Cup 81-1 (via bwin)
Nickname: The Black Stars

This will be Ghana’s second appearance in the World Cup and based on 2006′s World Cup, I guess they would be considered the favourite to end up in 2nd in the group. In 2006, they made it to the final 16 but were knocked out by Brazil. With veteran talent Mensah balancing younger talents on the team, the Black Stars want to improve on their 2006 showing.  Do they have enough defense? That I question especially with the loss of Essien.

Key Players: GK Richard Kingson, DF John Paintsil, DF John Mensah, MF Stephen Appiah, MF Sulley Muntari, FW Asamoah Gyan, FW Matthew Amoah

So who goes through?

1 – Germany
2 – Serbia
3 – Ghana
4 – Australia

30 May 2010

World Cup Preview: Group C

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11 days! I need an advent calendar for the World Cup! Oh it’s so exciting. Group C… well, there’s little doubt WHO will go through, I guess it’s just a matter of in what order. June 12th will be the most interesting match of the group USA vs England (and one of the most interesting of the group stages all together).

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England (ENG)
Ranked 8th
Odds of winning the World Cup 7-1 (via bwin)
Nickname: The Three Lions

England has reclaimed some of the greatness that they’ve been saying for years. This was supposed to be England’s time, with a great crop of young, very talented players all coming into their own at roughly the same time. Well, that confidence didn’t translate into wins.. until now. England won 9 of 10 in the qualifying stage and scored and impressive 34 goals (9 belonging to Rooney). Their new Italian coach (Fabio Capello) has clamped down on the players and brought discipline to the English squad. As the favourites in this group and slated as a real contender for the Cup, expect England to come out gunning for victory. Perhaps England’s time is here? One thing… Rooney, don’t get yourself a red card!

Key Players: DF Rio Ferdinand, DF John Terry, MF Steven Gerrard, MF Frank Lampard, MF Joe Cole, FW Wayne Rooney, FW Peter Crouch

USA (USA)
Ranked 14th
Odds of winning the World Cup 81-1 (via bwin)
Nickname: The Yanks

The USA has been overachieving lately. The Confederation Cup they managed to upset Spain and even led 2-0 against Brazil (before they[Brazil] flipped the switch and ended up winning 3-2). They are running on confidence, confidence that will be short lived. While I’m not saying they are slouches, I don’t think they have what it takes to beat England. They hope to have one of their primary defenders back (Oguchi Onyewu) from injury, but that’s not a guarantee and would be a painful loss to their defense. Ultimately, I think they know they have been overachieving which adds a degree of dangerousness to them because they can play without tension, all of that will be on England. It will all come down to Landon Donovan.

Key Players: GK Tim Howard, DF Carlos Bocanegra, MF DaMarcus Beasley, MF Clint Dempsey, MF Landon Donovan, FW Jozy Altidore

Slovenia (SVN)
Ranked 25th
Odds of winning the World Cup 401-1 (via bwin)
Nickname: None.

This one comes down to the keeper and a ton of luck, fairy dust, four leaf clovers and rabbits feet. If Jesus himself comes back as one of these guys and uses his Jesus power to play football, I still don’t think the Slovenians will go very far. There’s just not enough firepower, speed, defense, creativity or finesse. 401-1 odds are being nice if you ask me. Handanovic has shown to be a solid keeper and even Novakovič is solid, but two players don’t make a team of 11. Sorry to any Slovenian readers, just being honest.

Key Players: GK Samir Handanovic, DF Boštjan Cesar, DF Marko Šuler, MF Robert Koren, FW Milivoje Novakovič, FW Zlatko Dedič

Algeria (ALG)
Ranked 30th
Odds of winning the World Cup 501-1 (via bwin)
Nickname: Les Fennecs (The Desert Foxes)

I’m a little shocked to see them at 501-1. I’d put them more in the 250-1 range. The Algerians have more tools to work with than the Slovenians. They barely made their way into this though and I guess that’s why. They haven’t been in the World Cup for 24 years and will likely see an early exit. They have some solid players that play regularly in the top tier leagues and don’t lack passion. Expect to see them come out swinging their first game to hopefully, at the very least get 3 points.

Key Players: DF Nadir Belhadj, DF Antar Yahia, MF Yazid Mansouri, MF Karim Ziani, FW Rafik Saïfi, FW Abdelkader Ghezzal

So who goes through?

1 – England
2 – USA
3 – Algeria
4 – Slovenia

29 May 2010

World Cup Preview: Group B

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Group B is interesting in that I live near the Danforth and have had several conversations with the locals. Greece Greece Greece. Everyone is very optimistic about them moving on… but unlike in Group A, all three teams have the opportunity to get that second spot and move on. It makes this group quite interesting, mainly because if Greece doesn’t move on, I fully expect some looting in the area haha.

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Argentina (ARG)
Ranked 7th
Odds of winning the World Cup 7.5-1 (via bwin)
Nickname: La Albiceleste (The White and Sky Blue)

Argentina seemed to struggle in the qualifying stage. They had 8 wins, 4 draws and 6 defeats which totaled their lowest performance in a while. The main reason for this was the number of players the coach Maradona had in and out of the roster. Something like 100+ different players wore the jersey in qualifying. With the teams now clearly defined, expect to see a more united, stronger performance from the Argentinians in the Group stage and beyond. Lionel Messi, who’s possibly the best player currently in the World for his ability with the ball, and his ability without, is looking for what Maradona did with his team in 1986 – Win. Argentina’s weakness lies in their keepers.

Key Players: DF Walter Samuel, MF Maxi Rodriguez, MF Juan Sebastián Verón, FW Lionel Messi, FW Carlos Tévez, FW Diego Milito

Nigeria (NGA)
Ranked 21st
Odds of winning the World Cup 151-1 (via bwin)
Nickname: Super Eagles

Nigeria’s team lacks any big named stars but they instead have a team of all equally skilled veterans and young up and comers. This makes them dangerous as they are unpredictable, who will have a big game? Who’s the weak link? This being said, they do have a very solid keeper who’ll make it tough for opponents to score. The Nigerians have never gone passed the group stage but with their draw they have as good a chance as the other 2 to make that 2nd spot and move out of the group stage.

Key Players: GK Vincent Enyeama, DF Joseph Yobo, DF Taye Taiwo, MF Mikel John Obi, FW Nwankwo Kanu, FW Yakubu Aiyegbeni, FW Obafemi Martins

Greece (GRE)
Ranked 13th
Odds of winning the World Cup 151-1 (via bwin)
Nickname: The Pirate Ship or Galanoleyki (The Blue and White)

Surprisingly, I learned this is only the 2nd time the Greeks have made it to the finals. I definitely thought it was more than that. This looks to be a solid team on paper. The Greek defense is something they pride themselves in, so I expect few goals in games against Greece. Midfielder and team captain Giorgos Karagounis will be looking to improve on their best ever performance, but I think this will be a difficult task. Best of luck to them and please don’t loot my house if they lose!

Key Players: DF Giourkas Seitaridis, DF Sotirios Kyrgiakos, MF Giorgos Karagounis, MF Kostas Katsouranis, FW Angelos Charisteas, FW Theofanis Gekas

South Korea (KOR)
Ranked 47th
Odds of winning the World Cup 201-1 (via bwin)
Nickname: Taegeuk Jeonsa (Yin and Yang Warriors)

The South Koreans qualified having been unbeaten in the qualifiers. That confidence will translate well into this series. Their team has a good mix of veterans and young new comers. Their veteran (and I do mean veteran he’s 37) goalie still seems sharp from games I’ve seen him play in over the past year and one of their backups even has a goal to his name (rare for a goalie obviously)! They even beat the African powerhouse Ivory Coast in the qualifiers. When you say football, South Korea isn’t usually the first country that comes to mind, but they are quite good!

Key Players: GK Lee Woon-Jae, DF Cha Du-Ri, MF Park Ji-Sung, FW Ahn Jung-Hwan, FW Lee Dong-Gook

So who goes through?

1 – Argentina
2 – South Korea
3 – Nigeria
4 – Greece


28 May 2010

World Cup Preview: Group A

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As you may or may not know, I’m a huge football fan. Yes it’s football. To the initiated it’s football. If you’re a casual fan, you can call it soccer, but expect to be looked down upon by the true fans. For the next three weeks, just call it football. Now, I have an Italian bias so when we get to that group, expect my bias to come through a bit. I’ll try to be as impartial as possible otherwise.

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Group A


South Africa  (RSA)
Ranked 86th
Odds of winning the World Cup 151-1 (via bwin)
Nickname: Bafana Bafana (The Boys, The Boys)

South Africa made it to the World Cup simply by being the host nation. Interestingly, never in the history of the World Cup has the host nation NOT made it through the opening round! There’s a first for everything and I think this will be it. While optimism is high in the country and being that they are hosts, you may see a little bit of football magic, ultimately I think the better opponents will outplay the home country. They just don’t have the firepower to score some goals.

Key Players: FW Benni McCartney, MF Steven Pienaar

Mexico (MEX)
Ranked 15th
Odds of winning the World Cup 101-1 (via bwin)
Nickname:  El Tri (The three coloured)

This is Mexico’s 5th consecutive appearance in the World Cup and if you look at the prior 4, they made it through the group stage. They are younger than usual, having decided to drop some veterans that are usually there. Without the old faces, it will be interesting to see the younger players step up with some creativity offensively.

Key Players: DF Rafael Márquez, FW Cuauhtémoc Blanco, FW Carlos Vela, FW Giovani dos Santos

Uruguay (URU)
Ranked 19th
Odds of winning the World Cup 126-1 (via bwin)
Nickname:  Le Celeste (The Sky Blue)

Oh Homer Simpson and how you’ve ruined a country for me… “U R Gay hahaha”. Jokes aside, look for Uruguay to be in a tough battle with Mexico for that second spot. The Mexico vs Uruguay game will be a must see as both sides know that game will decide who moves on. It’s going to be fast, accurate passes and some clever ball handling that will lead to great goals. They lack in the midfield and that hole will be the difference between moving on or not.

Key Players: DF Diego Lugano, MF Alvaro Pereira, MF Diego Pérez, FW Sebastián Abreu, FW Diego Frolán

France (FRA)
Ranked 7th
Odds of winning the World Cup 17-1 (via bwin)
Nickname: Les Bleus (The Blues)

France barely managed to qualify which was shocking. Their playoff game against Ireland ended in their favour after a controversial hand ball situation by Thierry Henry, who’s the last remaining player from the 1998 World Cup champion team. Les Bleus are not the powerhouse they once were and while they will dominate this group, they will not win the World Cup. In my opinion the French defense is their strongest asset (Cue the jokes), so don’t expect to see too many goals scored against them in the group.

Key layers: DF William Gallas, DF Patrice Evra, MF Franck Ribéry, MF Florent Malouda, FW Thierry Henry, FW Nicolas Anelka

So who goes through?

1 – France
2 – Mexico
3 – South Africa
4 – Uruguay

28 May 2010

Karaoke. The Equation.

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So last weekend I was in Owen Sound. I found out my mom and step dad have a karaoke machine that they use daily. (Apparently my parents are partly Asian?) Anyway… when it comes to Karaoke there tends to be alcohol involved. First to drop the defenses and just go for it… but then the law of diminishing returns comes into play. So here is the graph to explain karaoke.

The video shows 3 different parts…
1, where it was halfway decent (2 drinks).
2, where silly choices were being made, but intelligence quickly realized it wasn’t working (4 drinks).
3, where all cares went out the window… (6+ drinks).

It’s really not that big a deal folks…. they are breasts. All women have them… many men have them lol.

I also bought her last album as a result of her being so open and twitpic-ing it! :) (Okay maybe it was a mistake and if she or her lawyers ask, I’ll remove the picture haha.)

Anyway, what you should learn from this is… if you don’t want your naked body, breasts, penis, vagina, or ass available for anyone on the internet… don’t take the pictures. I’m just lucky my pictures haven’t surfaced yet… Zach Bussey mayor campaign is definitely going to be derailed haha. I kid I kid. That wouldn’t ruin my campaign. :P

Oh and Hayley, you got nothing to be embarrassed about darling… you’re sexy as hell!

21 May 2010

What Are You Worth?

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So you tweet 1000 times a day, you have 9 blogs and update them every day, people like the content you put out. But compared to others, is your social media presence better? If given the opportunity, would people invest in your name or website?

This is where Empire Avenue comes in.

Over the last week, I’m sure you’ve seen my tweets about having Empire Avenue invitations to give away. I’m predicting it as one of the next big social networking sites. I mention about buying people’s stock.

The big question everyone asks… What is it?!

Empire Avenue is essentially the stock market of your social media presence. To give an introduction to them, they do that pretty well. This is from their site.

“If you’ve ever told someone to watch a movie, buy an album or eat at some restaurant, you’re using influence… We want to give you a way to measure that influence and stack it up against anyone else. Like a real stock market, your stock price on Empire Avenue is affected by others buying and selling your shares. But you’re also spreading your online influence when you write a blog post, update your Facebook status, post something on Twitter, and so on. The more you do online, the greater your influence and the faster your stock will rise!”

While a little complicated to grasp initially, 12/14 people who I’ve invited have declared they hate me now because they are addicted to the site. They love seeing their stock value go up (which tells them they are doing something right) and hate to see it going down (perhaps they didn’t give enough valuable information in their tweets, or didn’t blog that day).

Now, the site metrics are really cool too. The site knows if you’re updating gibberish just to increase your stock and will balance it accordingly. So make sure you don’t change your social media behaviour. You’ll get caught as being disingenuous and chances are your stock will drop!

If you normally blog 5 times a day (Tumblr style) and one day you don’t blog at all, expect to see your stock tumbl (ha) as first of all, the site calculates your value dropping, and then investors see your drop and sell off you as well.

Like the stock market though, when a stock drops, there will be new people who want to buy your lower priced stock and thus the intrigue.

Now, it’s not all about tracking your social media value.. no no. There’s in fact a TON of things that will keep you on the site. Badges are unlocked by performing tasks, getting a certain number of stock holders, buying stocks in others, amassing wealth and more!

But ultimately, it’s great to be able to track how people value you.

Now, this is a “Invite Only Beta”, meaning to get in you need to get an invite from someone who’s already there (Oh and it just so happens I have a dozen invites to give away to the first 12 people that want them!) But what are the long term prospects of the site?

Well after a short chat with their marketing/social media guy, they have a lot of creative ideas! And when I say a lot I do mean A LOT. Some things he batted around were creating their own advertising network, using in game credits (which can eventually be purchased, or earned for free) to purchase those advertising spots (I’d be willing to put an ad on my site if it meant the majority of those credits went to me!) Another idea was being able to eventually cash in your Eaves (Empire dollars) for REAL dollars (Canadian I’m assuming).

Really their options are pretty vast! The goal now is to work out the bugs as the site grows. What’s this mean to me and to you (if you join now rather than later)? It means you’ve got a head start. An opportunity to build your portfolio of credits while the site builds concurrently. Once they launch new features you could be sitting on a nice nest egg of credits, credits that as this site explodes will be in high demand. Talk about rule the network!

Again, if you’d like an invite, I just need your email!

OH, and once you’re there and you want some tips on who to buy, I’ve set up another site where I give my picks for the day at Empire Avenue Stock Picks!

21 May 2010

AMP ≧ Coffee, Be Away this Weekend

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So it’s been 7 days of replacing AMP Energy Juice with my morning coffee and as the title suggests Amp is either greater than or equal too coffee in the morning.

Greater too in that it takes NO time to get going. Just twist the lid and good to go.

Equal too in that it gives you that morning energy rush that helps start a day.

But again, you don’t need to take my word for it! I want to hook you up with your own bottle and even a Tshirt (that in all honesty is nothing like lame ‘sponsored’ tshirts you usually get.)

All you need to do, is 1. Be in the Toronto area and 2. Be willing to do something creative for it. A photo, blog post, youtube video etc. Anything creative. That’s it! Pretty sweet deal if you ask me.


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On another note, I’m heading up to Owen Sound for a couple days, so I won’t be as readily available. But if you’re on Foursquare, expect to see me check in at some spots no one else ever has hahaha. I don’t even think Owen Sound has internet yet. (That’s a joke).

But if you want to get your shirt and bottle of AMP, just send me an email! Links are over there >>>>>>>>>

All the best all, and have a great MAY 24 long weekend!

22 Days away from the World Cup. Better than Christmas!

But, in the lead up to it… Nike JUST released a new ad… and it is the best ad EVER created.

This ad alone is reason for me to buy an iPad just so I can have it with me at all times.

Oh, and watch it in HD!

Why doesn’t Nike make sports movies?!

Epic.

Thanks Tylerconium for finding this!

This makes me sad… iPhone according to 4000 consumers, is the 8th best invention of all time. Ahead of painkillers, fridge, cars and hot water.

There’s some other strange choices on the list, but really? The iPhone? I get that it’s a cool device… but really? 8th best of all time?! It’s thing like this that make me wonder just how long until we blow ourselves up in some sort of “Apple War”. It’s just too… “Skynet” for me.

Here’s the full list.

1. Wheel
2. Aeroplane
3. Light bulb
4. Internet
5. PCs
6. Telephone
7. Penicillin
8. iPhone
9. Flushing toilet
10. Combustion engine
11. Contraceptive pill
12. Washing machine
13. Central heating
14. Fridge
15. Pain killers
16. Steam engine
17. Freezer
18. Camera
19. Cars
20. Spectacles
21. Mobile phones
22. Toilet paper
23. Hoover
24. Trains
25. Google
26. Microwave
27. Email
28. The pen
29. Hot water
30. Shoe
31. Compass
32. Ibuprofen
33. Toothbrush
34. Hair straighteners
35. Laptops
36. Knife and fork
37. Scissors
38. Paper
39. Space travel
40. Kettle
41. Calculator
42. Bed
43. Remote control
44. Roof
45. Air conditioning
46. SAT NAV
47. Wi-Fi
48. Cats-eyes
49. Matches
50. Power steering
51. Tumble dryer
52. Bicycle
53. Sky+
54. Tea bags
55. Umbrella
56. iPod
57. Taps
58. Crash helmet
59. Wristwatch
60. eBay
61. DVD player
62. Nappies
63. Ladder
64. Sun tan lotion
65. Lawnmower
66. Make-up
67. Chairs
68. Sunglasses
69. The game of football
70. Sliced bread
71. Sofa
72. Razor blades
73. Screwdriver
74. Motorways
75. Head/ear phones
76. Towels
77. Push-up bra
78. Binoculars
79. WD40
80. Mascara
81. Hair dryer
82. Facebook
83. Escalator
84. Hair dye
85. Wellington boots
86. Spell check
87. Calendars
88. Cheese grater
89. Buses
90. Post-it notes
91. Gloves
92. Satellite discs
93. Pedestrian crossing
94. Baby’s dummy
95. Curtains
96. Bottle opener
97. Food blender
98. Dustpan and brush
99. Desks
100. Clothes peg

18 May 2010

Family Frustrations

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This is as real as it gets. Family conflict. I’ll give some background information and want you, the reader, to decide who’s more right than the other.

Background on me and my dads relationship. It’s not exactly a typical father-son relationship. For example, he tells me about his crazy nights drinking. He’s told me about girls who he’s had carnal relations with. He doesn’t have his own place, so usually daily will come and nap at my place. He dated an insane woman who he constantly fought with and would tell me about it. I caught him flirting with a girl younger than me, and texted that he was a ‘dirty old man’. These don’t exactly sound like father-son things in my opinion.

Now, of course, we also do have typical things… I can go to him if I need help, or a ride haha. He’ll protect me if I get in trouble. I know I can count on him. But that’s not the issue here.

I feel like since he broke up with the insane woman who he fought with, I’ve become his punching bag from time to time randomly. And it will be seemingly nothing that sets him off. This is the most recent and I want people’s honest opinion.

I went to see a movie on Sunday. I told him I was going to see a movie, but he called me several times throughout the movie clearly trying to set my phone off to annoy the people in the theater. Fortunately I had my phone on vibrate so I just ignored the calls. Therein lies where this story begins.

(Bold is not part of the text messages. Just added them now.)

Dad: 715 movie?? (Iron Man 2)

Zach: K.

Dad: Pick you up at 640.

Zach: What theater? Robin Hood is okay. Why the fuck would you call?

Dad: Lol.. why would you leave your phone on stupid… oh… language.

Zach: You knew I was in a movie. Stupid.

Dad: Just because you don’t know how to turn off your phone is your fault. Stop behaving ignorantly.

Zach: My phone was on vibrate. Why would you call regardless? Pretty fucking rude to try and do that to me.

Dad: I am not appreciative of your lack of responsibility. I am going to the movie without you. I don’t like your attitude. I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND. I am your father and right now am very, very disgusted with your vocabulary, lack of respect and overall immaturity. Very disappointed in you.

So, that was Sunday. We didn’t talk on Monday. Today he messages me.

Dad: Okay is the silence war over?

Zach: Are you going to apologize for flying off the handle for no reason?

Dad: Are you going to apologize for using foul langauge? (Keep in mind, we’ve NEVER had any kind of censor in our conversations until he’s started saying “Language” randomly over the past couple weeks.)

Zach: No. You can’t just flip a switch and say “No profanity I’m your dad” on a whim.

Dad: Yes I can!!

Zach: No you can’t. When I became an adult, that gave me the right to remove filters if I choose to. Places like Grandmas are not swearing friendly. And only in the last couple weeks have you brought out these new filters, so you’re crazy if you think they stick instantly.

Dad: you’re not being funny or provocative. You’re just being immature!!

Zach: I’m not trying to. I’m being direct. I’ve got no one to entertain. Why would I? (Lol, sidenote question to readers… entertained?)

Zach: And you say I’m immature.

So there you have it readers… a real fight between me and my dad. Let me know what you think. Am I wrong? I don’t think I am… but that’s for you to decide. Or maybe I’m a prick for airing this publicly? That’s probably the case haha, but I’ve always been honest with my tweets or my blogs, so why should that stop because it’s a family issue? Writing is good therapy.

Alternatively, have you had any crazy family experiences that you can compare?

18 May 2010

Sexy CPR

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So… hey girls… how about after this we go play doctor?

Super Sexy CPR from Super Sexy CPR on Vimeo.

PS. I’m not embarrassed to say, this is a lot hotter than any porn I’ve watched recently.


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